einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

richwhitelesbian:

he’s makin a list

checkin’ it twice!

gonna find out if you’re middle class and white

snapchatting:

macbook pro?? no no i use a macbook bro. *chest bumps everyone in the room*

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

rabioheab:

one thing that annoys me is that lil wayne isn’t very little at all. he’s more average height. average height wayne